Drunk Deduction | Sherlock spots Dean and Castiel
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THERE IS A GOD
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.
Because you never give up on family. Ever.
Happy Birthday Dean Winchester ♥ - January 24, 1979
Horror games you can play at sleepovers
This time it’s with everyone’s favorite: a possessed doll
How about no. How about fuck no.
HEY HERE’S A WARNING SOMEONE SENT ME
MORE WARNINGS ABOUT THIS GAME
DO NOT PLAY THIS! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PLAYING IT!
getting so many messages about this game. JUST DON’T PLAY IT.
Reading the fucking directions made me sleep with the light on last time this was on my dash. Why would I ever EVER want to play this?
I want to see this made into a film.
fuck yea movie! hell no actually playing. like fuck no.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
GUYS A GIRL GOT HER EYE STABBED OUT OKAY DO NOT PLAY THIS I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH OF A SKEPTICAL/SCIENTIFIC/UNBELIEVING PERSON YOU ARE PLEASE DO NOT PLAY IT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT
and if you’re a fucking idiot and do it anyways a few tips
DON’T USE A FUCKING KNIFE. whatever you stab it with is the weapon it goes after you with. people have used sharpened pencils just fine
DO NOT BURN THE DOLL. if you want, purify it according to your religion, but do not burn it especially if you are not sure the spirit has completely left yet as it will only anger it. dry it, purify it, then take out all the red thread and rice and nail clippings and dispose of it far far away from you and purify your house just to be safe (i heard sage does wonders)
FOR EXTRA PROTECTION line the entryways of any rooms you do not want entered with salt because these spirits have a tendency to trash stuff. you can even line the entrance to your hiding place with salt
PLEASE DON’T PLAY ALONE. like don’t have any non-players in the house but if you are playing this alone you will probably be hurt and there will be no one around to save you
DO NOT USE ANYTHING BUT FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS your hair, blood, spit, or anything other than nail clippings are too strongly tied to you and will make the spirit cling to you, stronger, and/or find you easier
I SUGGEST LEARNING A PURIFYING PRAYER/CHANT OF YOUR RELIGION and repeating that in your head the entire time
I KNOW IT SAYS TWO HOURS BUT DON’T GO BEYOND ONE AND A HALF AT MOST to be safe
DON’T. FUCKING. PLAY. AT. 3. FUCKING. AM. IT IS THE TIME WHEN IT’S SAID TO BE THE “DEAD OF NIGHT” AND THE LAYER BETWEEN US AND THE NEXT WORLD IS WEAKEST. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT MAY CROSS OVER IF YOU DO THIS RIGHT AT 3 AM.
"Hitori Kakurenbo" is the name of the movie this whole game is based on. It literally means "Creepy Hide and Seek".
I’mma name the doll Sachiko and see what happens.Playing this fucking game only causes trouble, though this is the first I’ve heard that you can play the game with other players. Hm.
Oh my god, this is terrifying.
DO NOT PLAY THE GAME. DO NOT.
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
What about her name? I keep seeing this all over my dashboard, but I’ve never seen it with her name in the actual post and not just in the link.
Eesha Khare. That’s who she is. Not just “Nameless-brown-girl-who-made-something.”
EESHA KHARE KICKING ASS!
SPN quotes ▷ Charlie Bradbury
Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it.